2000V ART

"Every Piece Is One Of A Kind"

Veteran Owned | Made In America

2000V ART

"Every Piece Is One Of A Kind"

Veteran Owned | Made In America

What Do You Get When You Take The Beauty Of American Hardwoods And SHOCK IT With 2000 VOLTS of ELECTRICITY???

2000V ART Charcuterie Boards!! 

The ARTISTIC answer to your average Charcuterie Board

Each hand crafted board is made from select American Hardwood and shocked with 2000 volts of electricity,  creating a one of a kind  fractal pattern, making  every board a masterpiece.  Use it for  Charcuterie, hang on the wall or display as a conversation piece when not in use.  

Check Out These ONE OF A KIND Charcuterie Boards!

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C8

Cherry Wood with Copper Metallic Inlay
Size 10"x24"
$110

AS26

Ash Wood with Emerald Green Metallic Inlay
Size 8"x19"
$115

Y9

Yellow Wood with Live Edge
Size 17"x20"

$145

C47

Cherry Wood with Partial Live Edge
Size 9"x19" w/ 1/2" feet
$75

S3

Sassafras Wood with Live Edge and Copper Metallic Inlay
Size 12"x20 1/2" w/ 1" feet
$95

M35

Maple Wood with Live Edge and Emerald Green Metallic Inlay
Size 12"x21" w/ 3/4" feet
$140

AS51

Ash Wood
Size 8 1/2"x30 1/2" w/ 3/4" feet

$135

RO40

Red Oak Wood with Live Edge and Gold Metallic Inlay
Size 13"x38 1/2"
$250

AS20

Ash Wood 
Size 10 1/2"x28" w/ 1" feet

$185

M42

Maple Wood with Live Edge
Size 13 1/2"x25"

$135.00

W1

Walnut Wood with Live Edge
Size 8 1/2"x20"

$135.00

M49

Maple Wood with Partial Live Edge and Red Metallic Inlay
Size 8 1/2"x24"
$135.00

C65

Cherry Wood with Handles
Size 6 1/2"x24"

$125

M36

Maple Wood with Live Edge and Handles
Size 13 1/2"x30"
$200.00

AS2

Ash Wood with Handles
Size 10 1/2"x17"

$125

C17

Cherry Wood with Partial Live Edge and Red Metallic Inlay
Size 6"x33" w/ 1/2" feet
$125

Does This Sound Familiar?

Does This Sound Familiar?

Here's a huge problem you face right now. It's mass produced "cookie cutter" boards found in the big box stores. But that's not the end of your problems with taking your entertaining to the next level.  What makes this even worse is the fact that without the right board, your fine meats and cheeses don't "pop" and makes your presentation flat! Which means your entertaining will lack your artistic flair and personal expression.

Here's a huge problem you face right now. It's mass produced "cookie cutter" boards found in the big box stores. But that's not the end of your problems with taking your entertaining to the next level.  What makes this even worse is the fact that without the right board, your fine meats and cheeses don't "pop" and makes your presentation flat! Which means your entertaining will lack your artistic flair and personal expression.

Big Box Boredom

Big Box Boredom

And, worst of all, many people who love entertaining can't get past the idea that imported, boring, "cookie cutter" boards from the big box stores are the only option.  All this can make trying to serve your guests with style and artistic flair a nightmare! But luckily for you, there's now a solution!

And, worst of all, many people who love entertaining can't get past the idea that imported, boring, "cookie cutter" boards from the big box stores are the only option.  All this can make trying to serve your guests with style and artistic flair a nightmare! But luckily for you, there's now a solution!

Look No Further

Look No Further

If you want to be confident that you own a one of a kind charcuterie board, feel good knowing you own a quality original not found in a big box store, and enjoy the beauty and durability for years to come.....then this is the most important Hand Crafted Charcuterie Board you'll ever purchase!
If you want to be confident that you own a one of a kind charcuterie board, feel good knowing you own a quality original not found in a big box store, and enjoy the beauty and durability for years to come.....then this is the most important Hand Crafted Charcuterie Board you'll ever purchase!
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Features

  • Hand Crafted: Made in the U.S.A
  •  Durable: Made from American Hardwood
  •  Food Safe: Each board is finished with 5 coats of food grade polyurethane
  • Unique: One of a Kind fractal lightning like patterns on every board

Don't miss this opportunity to feel good knowing you own a quality original not found in any big box store! - Order Now!

Don't miss this opportunity to feel good knowing you own a quality original not found in any big box store! - Order Now!

2000V ART

"Every Piece is One Of A Kind"

Need Anything? We're Here For You.

Need Anything? We're Here For You.

 E: glenn@2000vart.com | P: (717) 682-4587

 E: glenn@2000vart.com | P: (717) 682-4587

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  • ​Select your item from the list at the bottom of the form
  •  Then select the Complete Order button...and That's It!
  • Your Order should arrive within 7-10 Business days
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Begin Here
  • Complete Steps 1 through 3 on the Order Form
  • ​Select your item from the list at the bottom of the form
  • Then select the Complete Order button...and That's It!
  • Your Order should arrive within 7-10 Business days

Money Back Guarantee

If after you receive your purchase, you are not completely satisfied with your product, simply return it within 3 days for a full refund.  In the case of custom orders or commissioned pieces the refund policy will not apply as those sales are final.

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Caring For Your Board

Proper care of your charcuterie board will ensure it will last for years.  Please follow these care instructions for best results: 

  •  Hand wash with mild soap and water and dry with a towel
  •  Not dishwasher safe
  •  Do not soak in water
  • ​Do not use as a cutting board

Customer Feedback

"My charcuterie board from 2000 Volts Woodworking is one of my favorite pieces.  The craftmanship is so beautiful that I keep it out as a table center piece when I'm not using it.  Everyone who sees it asks about it and comments on how unique it is.  Several friends have purchased their own after seeing it."
- Sue G., MD
"Every time I use my 2000 Volts charcuterie board for entertaining I get amazing compliments!  It becomes a conversation and people enjoy the story behind its creation, craftsmanship and charm."
-Mary B., AL
"I love my charcuterie board!  I have used it many times to host various events and am always complemented on it.  It's great quality and it's so beautiful that it sits on the kitchen counter as decor!"
- Jordan A., NY
"I love my table top, It has made my antique sewing machine a beautiful addition to my home and my charcuterie board is a perfect center piece for my kitchen.  It is also great for entertaining."
- Rose C., FL
Charcuterie Boards Make a Great Gift for Any Occassion!!
Charcuterie Boards Make a Great Gift for Any Occassion!!

For Custom Orders Or To Schedule Group Events 
Contact Us at Glenn@2000vart.com 

For Custom Orders Or To Schedule Group Events 
Contact Us at Glenn@2000vart.com 

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